My Character Sheet

Patrick Stinson

Player Name: Patrick
Character Name: Patrick
Height: 5'11'' (The metric system is not used on character sheets!)
Weight: 158 lbs
Alignment: Lawful Good (with a touch of Frustrated)
Allegiances: Progressive politics, gay rights, SCIENCE, speculative fiction, Hasbro
Fandoms: Star Wars, Star Trek, Godzilla, Lord of the Rings, D&D (no kidding), Terminator, Battlestar Galactica, Transformers
God: None

Strength 9
Constitution 13
Dexterity 8
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 7
Charisma 12

Attack Bonus -2 (flail [not the kind with the ball and chain])
+5 (logical argument [90% of opponents ignore this attack])
Defenses 10 AC 11 Fortitude (+5 against all disease other than rhinovirus)
9 Reflex 14 Will (-5 against buying Transformers and helping folks move)

Spells Known:
Conjure Adventure: The caster can throw together a decent, you know, not-half-bad sort of adventure for game night. Casting time 1 hr/satisfied player.
EPIC Smackdown/Fail: The caster rolls opposed Intelligence and Charisma checks against an online adversary. If one succeeds, all present agree that the caster has pwned this n00b. If both fail, the caster is banished in shame.
Charm Lady: The caster rolls a d20. If he rolls a critical success, he has charmed the lady. If he rolls above a 15, the lady will continue to be his friend. If he rolls above 10, the lady will continue to speak to him. Special note: all results will be treated as 20 if the caster already has a girlfriend with the exception of the girlfriend's sister, who treats all such rolls as a "1."

Skills: Seminar Discussion +5, Experimental Design +4, Logic +6, Creating D&D Characters +8, Game Mastering +7, Video Games +3, Speed-Reading +9, Snarkery +7, Hap Ki Do -2, Archery -3, Skiing +3, Knowledge (biology) +10 Knowledge (Fandoms) +10
Feats:
Inside Joke
Where Does He Put It?
Katana Umbrella Proficiency
Moral Indignation
Flaws:
Teetotaler
Toy Collector
Oooh Something Shiny
Addiction (Diet Coke)
Addiction (pizza)
Addiction (Transformers Wiki)
Achievements:
Got into grad school!
Leveled several towns and killed several dragons (for the lulz) with La'Chiym the drow mage.
Allies
My parents
My beloved girlfriend, Courtney
My friends from home
My cohort and lab group